“This baby is great and all, but how am I supposed to apply lipgloss in the airport when I have to CONSTANTLY carry him around?”

Introducing ‘Magic Sassy Strap!’ Magic Sassy Strap allows you to apply all of your favorite glosses, balms, and lacquers, unencumbered by the crushing weight of a small human being who depends solely on you for survival.

Use Magic Sassy Strap for hands-free control of any large, awkward object. Including, but not limited to:

-An 8 lb. baby in a 25 lb. car seat carrier

-A large bundle of wood

-The alternator for a 1988 Buick La Sabre

-A group of tantruming toddlers, known collectively as a “hissy”

-The baby calf that Billy Crystal delivers in “City Slickers” and then heroically carries across a river in the middle of a massive flash flood.

Magic Sassy Strap - when you want to apply lipgloss, but not the laws of physics. (From the makers of Baby Bag)